Irony

I am having a birthday next week, a milestone birthday that I guess technically is a sign of middle age. But I'm refusing it, don't want it, I'm going to start having anniversaries instead. So it will be the 19th anniversary of my 21st birthday.
And because I am the youngster at our house, as far as grown ups go, I am the primary insured for our health care. We are one of the lucky ones that get to buy it ourselves. YEAH US! Since I am having a bracket changing, you know the brackets 18-25, 26-34, etc..., birthday our rates are going up. Again YEAH US! Our insurance is more expensive because we both smoke. I know, I know we need to quit, it's going to kill us. In the same wad of mail with the rate hike from Regence I got a $3 off "Happy Birthday" coupon from Newport cigarettes. Is that irony or an oxymoron? Hmmm. Guess I'll go buy some smokes so I won't stress so much about the rate increase.